Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Stinky

Have mercy!!!! Man I love working out but there are times I wish I was else where. Today was one of those days. I mean at the first I was so happy to get there and to see all the sexy bodies that where moving around all hot and sweat yummy! LOL Okay then a dude came in and it was like a skunk had just been unleashed in the place. I mean damn I can understand a little working out and maybe working up a little sweat but you can not come to the gym already stinky that is just a no no. I was doing my best to avoid him what ever section of the gym he was in but the smell just traveled. To make it worse he came over a few times to talk to and honestly his smell made me deaf I was just saying, “yeah, oh really” anything to make the conversation go on as quickly as possible. Then I wonder do people know they smell really bad or do they even care? Some people think, “it’s a gym people are suppose to smell a little”, but that is far from the truth. There is a difference between musk and funk it’s a slim line but there is a difference. I think I need to write a notice on the event board and it would read; “Dear members we do appreciate your business first and foremost. We would greatly appreciate if members took a shower or a bath of some kind and wear deodorant before coming to workout. Any members found smelling foul will be expelled immediately and will not be allowed back into the gym until there are cleared by the found desk manager. Thank you again for your business and enjoy your workout."


8 comments:

That Dude Right There said...

I feel ya. I have actually left the gym before because of stinky ass people.

But the worst is old flabby, no-booty white men in spandex biking shorts. Makes me want to vomit.

@GaryTylone said...

I need you to be nice to the funky people...

4GOTTEN1 said...

I definetly agree with you, there is no reason to come up in the gym already stanking. People like that should just be called out. They should lose there memberships as well.

Rodney said...

Call them out! They got no business smelling like hot garbage. I don't give a damn where they are. The only time folks got a right to smell that bad is when they're dead and can't do anything about it.

Ladynay said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA this post was funny, but on the real there is no excuse. It's normal to leave the gym a lil less than fresh but don't start out that way! Ugh!

LUVIN ME said...

People know when they smell bad. They smell themselves before anyone else.

That's just nasty!

Charles X said...

check the latest post

admin said...

LOL@ his smell made you deaf!