Laundromat

Whites here, colors there, towel here and these thongs who knows where.
Have to sort these quick to avoid the stranger’s eye
Damn I bought these thongs and now I am acting so shy.
Why didn’t I get something much duller?
These electric blue poker dot red unusual color

Then there are the embarrassing white stains on my black sheets
If the lady next to me sees it she will think I was a freak
Oh my, she raises her eyes as if to peek
She looks a little excited its giving me the creeps

My breathing becomes louder and louder
In my nervousness I put too much powder.
All that white foam is floating around
But I can see those electric blue poker dot red colored thongs and its wearing me down.

When my anxiety was just about to tire
The machine stopped and it was time for the dryer
I need to be careful what dryers I choose.
All in an effort not to expose clothes.
In such a hurry I tumbled to the ground
Looking around to what did me this wrong
It was those electric blue poker dot red unusually colored thongs.


I wrote this one for fun. LOL enjoy!