New City is the city of characters; I was sitting enjoying a cup of coffee with a friend of
me. He is Indian so this old white woman came into the Star Bucks wearing more jewels
than Elizabeth Taylor and they were real. Well she sat and soon butted her way into our
conversation. She talked about the evil of meat and how we should not be eating beef.
Well that went in one ear and out the other in fact when she spoke about not eating it I
got a strange craving for a nice big burger.
Then she changed the topic and to Oprah and how we should follow her example in
everything we do. She said we cannot see Jesus but we can see Oprah so we should
follower her. I am almost laughed in her face. She was telling us to worship Oprah so
maybe I should put together an Oprah Cult. We would be called the Harpo’s and the
highest Rank called “The Host”.
What is the world coming to when a white woman says forget Jesus and worship Oprah.
LOL.
12 comments:
Harpo worshippers are insane! Trust me, I got a cousin that is one!
Don't say nothing bad bout Harpo or you bout to get fussed out like you said it about her mother! Sheesh!
lol...the harpos?
Uh Stone, this woman sounds like she has mental problems. And who the heck asked her her opinions anyway? Why do some people butt into other people's conversations like they have a right? I don't eat beef a lot but if she would have said something like that to me I would have ordered a big ol' steak and wolfed it down right in her face, LOL!
Also, I just saw the guy that played Harpo on a commercial. I hadn't seen him since the The Color Purple. He looks the same but just has gray hair.
I hope you're basking in your new glory. But I say buy her a burger and call it a day sweetie.
LMAO ... "We can't see Jesus but we can see Oprah". I know that it took alot for you not to bust out laughing. I would have been looking at here like she was crazy!
What the HELL did she have in her coffee?
KD
Heh...that's why the Scientologists are after Oprah. If they get her to convert, there'll be millions of worshippers such as the butter in that'll quickly become part of the Scientology cult and chi-ching.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!
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Now I've seen too much...
Ha! I like Oprah, but not enough to compare her to heavenly beings.
HAIL OPRAH!!! For years I've likened Oprah to a plantation mammy, with every white women in America tuning in daily to feed at the breast.
bow down!
LOL Wow, I'm impressed.
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