He went under the Knife
Today was a busy day for me; having to get up at 5:30am to awaken a friend of mine so that he could be to the hospital at 7:00am for surgery. Before you starting feeling all sorry for him it was an optional procedure. He swore me to secrecy that I should not tell anyone at our gym what he was going to have done. Well he didn’t say anything about telling my blog so here goes. This was just too sweet not to write down. He went in for Liposuction. He was going to get the fat from the back of his waist removed and his lower abs. He has been going to the gym for years now and he really does work out hard but not everyone is born with those slim genes like me. I was shocked when he told me he was going to do that. We usually think that only women do those type of things but it seems that a lot of men are doing that these days. While driving him there I started to tease him and scare him about the procedure I am such a stinker at times. LOL He is Latin and always says it’s because I am black is the reason for my metabolism is so fast but I pointed out many fat black people.
Anyway I dropped him off then many hours later I picked him back up from the hospital. When I saw him one thing came to mind he looked tore up. I was trying not to laugh at him. He said how much pain he was in. So he is here for the weekend so I could watch him. I wish they had given him more anesthesia he will not shut up. It’s only been a few hours and he driving me up the walk. Talk, talk, talk damn I just want to punch him in all the places where he got his lipo. So in an effort to claim myself I am writing you dear blog. I am striking these keys so I do not strike him. I wish they had taken out his tongue while they were removing the fat. I like my weekends quite. Pray for me
I wonder would I ever get any optional procedures done me?
19 comments:
lol...COMEDY! be NICE! lol....
Yeah..be nice..*LOL*.
let me tell your permanent makeup wearing ass something. I will be the first running to see the wizards on Park and 73rd for a new body. I think liposuction is a little extreme and far fetched...it is only a fantasy in my head that I wouldn't dare go through. Getting my lips pumped was enough...
Funny story, I am gonna need you not to have that fat ass white body up there though. Doesn't look like he has been working out that hard at the gym for years.
That is not him Trent just a picture i added you two could be body doubles. LOL LOL. I Wov u!
I'm happy my height allows me to carry my thickness well... lol
Man, I'm in the midst of a transformation myself (but it won't be done by those means...
papito could have come down to colombia and got "fixed" for like 2-grand.
The lower ab "pooch" is almost impossible to get rid of--if you're hereditarily cursed with it--without surgery.
I don't know about lower back, but I would think that would be hard, also. Sort of behind the love handles? It would be tough for some people to get rid of.
You are a saint for taking care of him, in any event.
He if can add to his happiness, I say do it! I want an update, to see how it turned out.
My female friend got lipo done in 2003 and i dont really feel she needed it. She was just real lazy and wouldnt go to the gym. She wasnt obese, she was pretty, just a little thick. When I saw her after the operation she didnt look very different to me at all, maybe just that her clothes fit her a little better.
I think depending on the situation it may help those that are really really big but if youre just lazy i think that some people should really weigh their options out more carefully before going under that knife.
Much props to you for taking care of your friend
That i sweet of you to take care of your boy. Good shit man!
Yes the picture of the fat person is a mess but makes a point.
". . . one thing came to mind he looked tore up. . ."
THAT is the best line i've heard yet! Yeah he's gonna look tore up for a few days. Then he'll be "all eyes on him".
I agree with ShawnQT, give us an update.
Thank you for stopping by my blog, hope to see you around more often. You know, you are a good friend to do that for him. I hope you can stand him while he is there. ;)
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I also say be nice...but with all the swelling and everything is it really worth all that...I wanna see before and after photos of homeboy or should I say chulo...
I so want to get lipo myself.
First, be nice.
Second, I think you have issues with noises, and need to see a theraphist.(LOL)
I think that plastic surgeons are going to create a new surgery and take fat from places (thighs, stomach, etc.) and put them in the dicks, to give an extra inch or five. THAT'S JUST WHAT I THINK.
And people would pay for the operation, and plastic surgery would boom again.
I need to get a medical degree quick, and cash in.LOL
-Marz
Hey, if you've got the money... why not? If I had a horrible gut, and money to do it, I would without thinking twice.
The only issue I see with it is that the peeps I know that have it done look pretty much the same afterwards... if I did that shyt, I need to have fukkin abs of a mens fitness model afterwards.
wow you are not the best caretaker are you! saying "i wish they wouldve taken out his tongue!" lol
Ya, cosmetic surgery of any kind is not fun - just watch any of those reality shows like Extreme Makeover, Dr. 90210, The Swan, etc... I have to say that while I don't pass judgement on others who choose to do it, I am very fortunate that I do not feel unhappy enough about myself in any area to undergo that type of discomfort.
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